Hoo's Blog?: Some Observations From Wisconsin

1) Summers in Wisconsin don't exist... The average temp out here was 60 freakin' degrees Fahrenheit. It's June. June is in summer. 60 degrees isn't summer.

2) Unlike one of my favorite shows, It's Never Sunny in Wisconsin... I didn't see the sun once this week. Monday through Friday, no sun. Not once. I had some color goin' on before I got out here. Coming from the Sac which is too sunny, to this lovely place is a tough transition. I think I'll be in a constant state of depression for the next month due to the lack of vitamin D.

3) There's no cheese in Wisconsin. Don't believe the hype. Cheese is hard to come by. The only cheese I had was on my Bacon Egg & Cheeese biscuit from McD's, and in the beer & cheese soup I had (which is pretty good, but tastes like plain cheese soup... except it has popcorn in it too, really weird).

4) There really aren't many hotties up here... As previously stated, I'm staying in a hotel with a water park that has a bar in it!!! I feel like it should be a requirement that some attractive 20 something years olds hang out in the pool area at all times. Some BS!!! It took till today (Thursday) for a few biscotties ( yea that's right) to present themselves. Granted, it was worth the wait, but I mean, come on. The hotel should really consider hiring some attractive women to either lifeguard at the pool, or at least hang around there and mingle with the guests... I mean, I'm not talking prostitutes or anything, but at least escort type broads. Is that really too much to ask?

5) I didn't die on site as previously anticipated.

6) Lake Superior is F'in huge!!! I still can't comprehend the magnitude of the body of water... but I am able to finally realize why they call them the "Great Lakes".

7) I could never, ever, ever ever ever live in Wisconsin.

8) This might be the greatest drink ever... Possibly surpassing Bud Heavy.