- Food...
Very few things can rival a great meal. There's nothing like that glorious food induced comma that sets in shortly after eating the perfect amount of a perfectly cooked dish... I'm talking tacos, a great bowl of pho, the perfect hoagie, a Philadelphia cheese steak, great crab cakes, a bangin' reuben, shit-on-shingles (creamed chipped beef on toast) with a fat side of scrapple... ooooo weeee.
I don't care what kind of mood I'm in... if I'm eating one of these things, life can't be all that bad.Hass
- Bumper Stickers...
I freaking hate bumper stickers... hate them. I don't discriminate either, I don't like any of them, no matter what they say. If you're driving in the car with me and you hear me laugh at something written on one, or say I like one I saw... hit me upside the head, I'll thank you for it later.
I freaking hate bumper stickers... hate them. I don't discriminate either, I don't like any of them, no matter what they say. If you're driving in the car with me and you hear me laugh at something written on one, or say I like one I saw... hit me upside the head, I'll thank you for it later.
There's already too many means for people to voice their stupid opinions nowadays without having to be stuck in traffic behind some trophy wife in a sick Benz with a bumper sticker proclaiming whom her dousche of a husband voted for in an election 4 years ago. Having to listen to the talking heads on the television or the worthless news anchors on the radio rambling on about politics and this and that is already too much, I don't feel like seeing this shit when I'm driving.
It's not only political stickers that aggravate me, it's all of them... Sports teams, seemingly cutesy princess looking ones, stickers that make pathetic attempts at being witty, ones that you think make you seem tough, ones that call for peace on Earth... NO... they all suck.
No matter how innocent and nice and kind you think your sticker may seem, it's going to piss someone off... leave it off your car.
I've been tempted to put a sticker or two on my baby, but common sense has ruled the day. I know that with my luck, as soon as I slap some lame sticker on there, some drunk shit is gonna take offense to it (no matter what it is) and proceed to spit on, key, kick, or pummel my car with an adamant object just because I'm not there, and he can.
I could probably go on and on about why I hate them, specific ones that I hate, assumptions I make about the person based upon the sticker they've chosen, yadda yadda yadda... but I'm gonna let this next pic elaborate on one specific one, and finish my rant for me.
Not only that... but those stupid ribbons aren't even made in this country... Wow.
3 comments:
Nice. I have to agree that food is one of the best things going. As far as bumper stickers go Im down with Steelers stuff and thats about it.
I've been thinking about getting an "OBX" oval bumper sticker. It's pretty damn original and I don't see many of them around. If I don't get that one I'll opt out a palm tree and a moon sticker...don't really know what it stands for but will look really good below my "In Loving Memory of Baby Jesus" dedication on my self-applied, peeling off, shitty tinted rear window.
Oh yeah, and I drive a saturn.
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